So I'm walking out to my van this morning to go to Zumba class, and I see my pastor and his wife and another church member jog by. They asked me to join them, but I said no, because, let's compare running with Zumba:

1. Running: put one foot in front of the other. Repeat. You will be outside with the bugs and rain.

2. Zumba: Shake your booty to Latin and/or Middle Eastern music. You will be inside, in a nice climate controlled environment. No bugs. No rain. Ignore the mirror.