This N That

So I'm outside today, tidying the recycle bin, when this bird starts flying into the back yard and squacking fit to beat the band. I turn around, and my precious Mordecai kitty has A BIRD in his mouth. I am aghast. I run at him and do some squacking myself till he drops the bird and runs away. I chase him out of the yard, and go back to the bird who's just kind of standing there.
Me: You ok?
Bird: Yeah, I'm good. (flies off)

Then I step on a slug. Bleugh!